Oorgo

So this

One day
I'm walkin' along the street
and this cat comes up to me an' says
"Hey man! Where you at? You seen that dog cat?"
An' I says "Yeah man, I seen him, he's you!"
so this cat just laughs and laughs.
"Dang dog, you is one funny pig!"
I says "No man, the pig is the man, an' he is in that white house."
That cat says "No way, that man is a pig and he oughta be in the county jail!"
"Jail? Nahhh... you can't put a pig in jail! They just digs right outta there! Them noses is the snouts of justice!".
"Lame Duck man, Lame duck."

- random blatherings from my disjointed brain