December 20, 2006

Blitzen!


You Are Blitzen

Always in good spirits, you're the reindeer who loves to party down with Santa.



Why You're Naughty: You're always blitzed on Christmas Eve, while flying!



Why You're Nice: You mix up a mean eggnog martini.
Which of Santa's Reindeer Are You?

Via Your Moosey Fate

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Santa is mad

Xavier is totally pumped about Christmas coming, he hounded us to put the tree up, the angel in the window, lights, pretty much everything. But one thing he seems to be averse to is seeing Santa! They've had a Santa at the local mall for quite a while but every time he would go past he would fight it. He kept saying 'I don't want to go past Santa, he's mad".

NO idea how he got this idea, we've never told him that if he does something Santa will be mad, but for the last 2 years he has an aversion to Santa.

This year at his preschool Santa showed up, Xavier apparently sat on his lap and asked him for this imaginary video game where people turn into ghosts and then turn back into people. Last night he was telling me all about it and he said 'Santa isn't mad anymore'. Well at least that's settled, I was starting to think we somehow gave him a mad Santa complex.

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December 19, 2006

Christmassssy

It's just 5 days 'til Christmas and what do I have to show?
So much to get that I don't know.
It's just 5 days 'til Christmas and everyone's gone mad,
glaring Mom and fuming Dad.
It's just 5 days 'til Christmas and not a penny left,
credit cards are smoking wrecks.

Fa la la la la... fu#$! Son-of-a motherless
la la la la.... out of stock
Got to run can't finish this song.

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December 01, 2006

I'm gonna sue ya!

I love Weird Al, he just keeps getting better.

Found this on Rambling Rhodes

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Uninspired

Unmotivated, unamused, these are all things that could describe my state of mind these days. That's probably a big part of the reason I haven't been blogging, I come with a thought, something to put down, but then a couple minutes later I either forget it or shoot it down with the old "yeah.... no". The reality of the world doesn't help much either, when Stephen Hawkins says that we have to find a new planet to live on or we face extinction.... that really brings some holiday cheer.

Christmas comes again, and even though I'm not quite as apprehensive of it this year the anxiety still lingers, raising it's ugly head at the thought of buying presents, and incurring debt, and a whole day with the in-laws. I suppose this weather doesn't help much either, I mean it hasn't gotten above -11 C for what... 2 months? Frig. The other day we had -28 weather in the morning with a -41 windchill! In f@(*$ing November! Oh and this morning I left my f$*@(ing blockheater plugged in then drove away, I haven't been able to look at it yet, I hope I didn't wreck the damn cable... on my NEW car. Gawdammit.

On the brighter side there is a new Latin club to play at, I may even have a gig there next weekend. Interesting time eh? Old really popular club burns down, and within a month a new one pops up? Hmmmm..

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Demon-Americans

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