January 16, 2006

sniff, why?

I struggle every day with the reasons I'm not popular (no I don't) and every day I think "Why oh god? Why am I such a pathetic nobody? Why does almost no one read this blog I sweat blood over?" (slack infinitely over, more like).

Anyways, if I was the type to be this way I may take offense to gapingvoid: top ten reasons why nobody reads your blog, instead I laugh and cry and laugh. Oh, and watch out for the link to the naked lady blog, it really IS naked ladies... and lots of them.

Here's a quick clip:
4. A secret cabal of A-Listers got together and decided that you should be excluded from the conversation.

Yeah, they sit around sipping champagne, eating caviar and laughing about you.

5. You have nothing to say.

The fact that you haven't figured this out yet surprises everyone.
Posted by Oorgo at January 16, 2006 07:10 PM Permalink - Category: Funnies | TrackBack
Comments

That's excellent! And for the record, I love you Oorgo ;-)

Posted by: Gir at January 18, 2006 12:38 PM

Yay! Woot! Thanks Gir.

A little affirmation is a good thing... does that make me pathetic and needy? Probably.

Posted by: Oorgo at January 18, 2006 02:14 PM

I read you and enjoy it! Sometimes its the quality of your readership and not the quantity.

Posted by: RP at January 20, 2006 03:00 PM

Funny, because I like my little readership, I may say stupid things every once and awhile which make you think otherwise, buf if I had 50 people a day commenting I don't think I could keep up.

Posted by: Oorgo at January 20, 2006 03:05 PM
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