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Dream dream go away

So yet another night goes buy and I have yet another nightmare at 3ish in the morning, again about people dying.

Last nights dream started peaceful enough, walking along downtown and then suddenly a jeep comes screaming towards some kids sitting on the edge of the sidewalk, then veers off just in time, freaking the kids out. Later we're sitting in a restaurant a little ways down, talking about this upcoming gig I have and I see the same jeep fly out of nowhere, careen into the midst of the same bunch of kids. This time he was driving ridiculously too fast, slams into the sidewalk, flips over. There were kids flying, screaming and screaming, one young girl was screaming "My knee!", and just as I'm about to phone 911 I woke up.

I've been getting these horribly realistic dreams for the past while, I had about 2 weeks or so off from them and now they're back. They really screw with my sleep schedule as I jolt awake completely freaked out and can never get back to sleep. I have to go around and check the house for prowlers and then sit and watch tv until I fall asleep. I definitely hope these aren't premonitions, but I don't know where they are coming from and I wish they would go away.

Pffrrr Pffrr ffr frrr

"Hail to the Chief" played by squeezing air out of his hands. -from Boing Boing.

That's pretty much all the current one deserves, and it sums up his presidency nicely: a chorus of pseudo fart sounds.

So cold, so.... cold...

At the height of selfishness, a wealthy future popsicle has set himself up for a comfy lifestyle once he's reanimated. WSJ.com - A Cold Calculus Leads Cryonauts To Put Assets on Ice (found at boing boing )

I want to leave a legacy, to myself, so my future self can thank his fore-self for a selfish self self self. Sure, yeah, if you actually think you will come back alive, ok, put away some stuff, but his major point seems to be so he can wake up 100 years later "the richest man in the world".

All Hallows Eew

You know, I'm not sure what's in this guys head , but I really wouldn't want to live in Fat-Pie world.

WARNING! These will upset children and the elderly, and please watch these at your own risk if you are doing acid or mushrooms. No complaints, I've warned you.

I DID forget to mention that it warped my view of the world for the rest of the day, I guess that's cool.

OK, that's it, I'm outta here

I don't exactly see how this is possible but...

You can always dream right?

Stick it up yer...

So remember a while back when a Romanian Woman hid a stolen cellphone in her vagina? Well if that wasn't bizarre enough, apparently another Romanian woman had a cellphone up her ass.

SO once again the question is asked, "What do you do with a cellphone once it's been up yer ass?". Was she going to use it? Sell it? Who wants a phone that smells like ass?

Never leave your desk again!

In celebration of the # or comments surpassing the # of posts, I'm showing you the greatest invention since sliced banana nut loaf.

3 months on a nail?

Hey, so ... how weird is this, I've apparently been driving for 3 months or more with a nail in my tire, a big one. How the hell does that happen?

I noticed a while back a clicking in my front wheel, so I checked it, more than a few times, for rocks etc.. I drove 6 hours at approx 125 kph (78 mph fer ye Yankees), can you imagine if the front tire blew at that speed? Yeah, nasty business.

What's even more bizarre is I didn't even have a slow leak, and it's a cheapass economy tire.

1 - 2 = huh?

So I haven't had much chance to blog this week as you 6 readers have probably noticed, I've been busy not getting anything done in my yard, cleaning carpets and cleaning the house instead. Oh the wonders of 2 days of straight rain.

Anyways, so the mu.nu server went down what... tuesday? Yeah, and so my blog has not changed other than 2 things: I have regular google ads other than ones about blogs or blogging, AND I'm now a Flappy Bird in the TTLB Ecosystem. Oh well I'm sure it's a bit of lag from the server death.

The ads for today were about hair nets and hair cuts and stuff. It's interesting to see them actually friggin work.

Why I got my driving license early

Taken directly from a schoolbus ride when I was in grade 11, upon the first ever black family moving into town:

Hick1: Hyuk! I saw a black person today in town!
Hick2: Really? Did they do anythin' diffrint?
Hick1: No but they sure wuz black!

Creepy

I don't know who's creepier, the guy who cut Neil Armstrongs hair, collected and sold it on eBay for $3K or the weirdo that bought it for $3K ... f*** man, my last car almost cost that much!

Weirdness abounds

Well, the dumbest thing happened.

Since I started using my computer system (back when it still belonged to my past employer, who I purchased it from), probably 3 years, screensavers, and power management have never worked. They would come on momentarily and then suddenly switch off. I tried countless things, flashing the BIOS, formatting harddrive, installing new OS, pissing around with power management settings....
Well recently I installed Mandrake, and noticed that at odd intervals I'd get a ` on the screen... and if you went away from the keyboard there would be a few of them.

Well I'm at work the next day and I think "HEY! Stuck key! I can just replace the keyboard" So I bought a $10 keyboard at FutureShop , installed it... and VOILA! Screensaver works, sleep mode works, etc. etc.

It's amazing the little things you miss.