December 10, 2004

This is me if I still was in grade 9

Ok, grade 10 more likely.

MÖTLEY CRÜE Reunites all original members after more than six years to announce “RED, WHITE & CRÜE TOUR 2005… BETTER LIVE THAN DEAD,”

Sad, sad state of affairs for the Crüe... for some it looks like they ARE dead. Vince Neil looks like a buddy I went to high school with (I can bet he still looks like that: overweight, tattoed, perma-drunk), Nikki Six looks like they pulled him away from tiptoeing through the forest eating red hooded children that travelled through. Tommy Lee ... well.. that guy always looked like crap, and Mick Mars looks like they pryed open his crypt and gave him the command "You Play Now".

What's even more sad is their album sounds like it was WRITTEN by a grade 9 student. Cliche after cliche after nauseating cliche, with all new guitar riffs.

Posted by Oorgo at December 10, 2004 12:37 PM
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